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LOL! My cousin forwarded me this story and his hope is that I appreciate this joke, as a teacher. I really had a good laugh, thank you P. Hope it gives you a chuckle! :)
A first-grade teacher, Ms Tulip (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked," Boy, what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Tulip had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Tulip he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.
Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Tulip and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade. "
Ms Tulip says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agreed.
Ms Tulip asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."
Ms Tulip: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Ms Tulip: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
Ms Tulip: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum
Ms Tulip: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands
Ms Tulip: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy: Yep.
Ms Tulip: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent
Ms Tulip: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Vodka peg.
Boy: Wedding Ring
Ms Tulip: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose
Ms Tulip: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow
Ms Tulip: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Fire truck
Ms Tulip: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use your hand.
Boy: Fork
Ms Tulip: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy: SURNAME
Ms Tulip: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to OXFORD UNIVERSITY EVEN I GOT THE LAST TEN QUESTION WRONG MYSELF"
I believe most of you think different from the Boy. You need some bleach on your brain.
*checking out on micro sd.

The Adventist Women's Ministry convention was held in one of the hotels here in Bangkok last week and those of us who are working here has this obligation in taking those delegates out for shopping since you know, they have this tendency to not listen and get lost. Well, what I mean by "not listen" is illustrated in this conversation:
**Conversation took place outside of JJ open market**
the play-tour-guide: Do not separate from your buddy, or else we will get lost.
delegate 1: okay. What time should we meet?
the play-tour-guide: 2pm at the clock tower.
delegate 1: Where is this clock tower?
the play-tour-guide: There (points to the clock tower direction) and here (points to the map). Ask around for the clock tour if you get lost.
delegate 1: Sure (eyes not looking at the direction and map but at the bling-blings and fine clothings at the kiosks). Can we go now??
That's what I meant. Not paying attention to details once their mind is attuned to the word "shopping". Then when the clock hits 2, the play-tour-guide has to wait for another hour or more to get the group together again.
The experience is not too pleasant but it never fails to give all of us a good laugh every now and then.
*reading on foreclosure.
My aunt KN dared me to put this in my blog yet here I am presenting her overweight luggage...
The Wind Chimes of plastic is blowing my way and I found some explanations on The Nation, one of Bangkok's English newspaper dated July 03, 2008.
Expats can apply for credit cards By Ekarin Bumroongpuk
But Thai banks set guidelines on minimum local work experience and monthly income for foreign customers wishing to use plastic
This is the second in a series about financial products for expats gathered by The Nation. Having previopusly covered procedures for opening deposit accounts for foreigners, this is about credit-card applications.
For a credit-card application, each card issuer requires a work permit and passport from foreign applicants.
For expats, domestically issued credit cards will allow you to receive benefits from regular retail promotions, lucky prize draws, discounts and loyalty programmes. By using local cards, foreigners can also save by not having to pay the foreign-exchange fee charged when using foreign-issued credit cards in Thailand.
However, each bank has different conditions for credit-card applications.
The Bangkok Bank credit card is available to foreign applicants who are permanent residents or have had a work permit for at least one year, while other conditions are the same as for Thai applicants.
Kasikornbank requires foreign customers to have a minimum of one year's work experience in Thailand to apply for a credit card, with a minimum monthly income of Bt50,000.
They must also provide a credit bureau's authorisation, and their work permit must be valid for at least six month after the application date. Customers will be informed of the approval result within 16 days for applications in Bangkok and 19 days upcountry.
Siam Commercial Bank requires a work permit and minimum monthly salary of Bt100,000, compared with Thai applicants' minimum income of Bt15,000. The bank also needs foreign customers to show a bank statement covering the past six months.
Krung Thai Bank requires foreign applicants to have had a work permit for at least two years, but their requirement for minimum monthly income is Bt15,000, the same as for Thai applicants. They must also show a bank statement covering the past three months and their passport.
TMB Bank offers two choices of credit-card applications for foreigners. The first requires lending deals with corporations of at least three years and a minimum credit line of Bt30 million. Expats employed by these companies are eligible to apply for a TMB Bank credit card. A work permits must also be shown.
The second choice is offered to individual foreigners who open a fixed-deposit account with the bank. They must use the account as collateral for their credit-card application and will receive a credit line of not more than 80 per cent of the deposit amount.
Bank of Ayudhya requires three years' local work experience and a minimum monthly income of Bt50,000 for a classic card and one year's local work experience and a monthly salary of Bt100,000 for gold and platinum cards. Self-employed customers should have average cash flow in their bank account of Bt350,000 a month or more for the classic card and Bt700,000 or more for gold and platinum cards. Applicants must submit copies of their passport and work permit valid for at least six months. Company employees need a copy of a payroll slip and a bank statement covering the past six months.
Remember that if any of your credit cards has been lost, stolen or retained by an ATM or if you suspect you have been the victim of fraud, contact your card issuer immediately.
In cancelling your card or putting a hold on your account, you will be liable for all transactions made before notifying the bank.
Hi Hi HI!
A plasma tv mount didn't just turned me into a couch potato but something better than that for a holiday is keeping me occupied that I don't even have time to sneak in and blog.
My parents and aunt are in town since last week and they are keeping me busy busy busy in a good way. So far we've visited several places that gave me my share of stinging sunburns and blisters, not to mention the worn off soles, thank you very much! Nevertheless, I had loads of fun fun fun! Goodness, sakitnya kena matahari bakar! Now I look like a semi red Indian clan!
It's 12pm Monday noon and I just crawled off my bed after a quick nap while the 'orang tua' (old people) are busy dressing up for another trip out! Hah! Someone has just cast a lazy spell on me.
Okay...someone's yelling out my name to go! Hope I can blog again tonight. XoXo!
What happened to my blog?? No wonder I have low traffic!
Well people (those of you who can access), many of my friends complained that they have problem viewing my blog. Why is that so? Well, I noticed that most of my readers are from Malaysia, Thailand and the US but what the flickening is wrong with TBLOG? Is it just me or others are experiencing down time all the time? One of my friend in Sabah actually told me that she has been trying to access my blog several times since May but it was either not loading at all or takes ages for it to load. Well, one thing I bluntly want to admit and you all know this that I have lots of bling-blings on both sides of my posts and probably that could be the cause but hey, how come nobody complains here in Bangkok and other parts of the countries? How come only certain places?? In MC, friends relayed another story -- that my blog is rated as "Contains Phonographic images." Com'on tBlog...Please fix this for me okay? I need lots and lots of dog supplies and if I don't...
I might as well consider another place to call home!

4th of July
the birth of a nation
celebrated with sparkles and smoke
with awes beneath...
there shouts "one day, freedom."
Years past, the night remains
forever in memory.
4th of July
the birth of a godly man
crowned with love and blessings
with awes above...
there whispers "one day, home."
Sufferings past, the painful night remains
rest in peace
you're forever in our memories.
~Amy~
*Dedicated to our beloved J.R who left us last night. May your soul be at rest.
Found this while surfing and I have to say it made my day this very Sabbath morning. After all that has been happening around me, it's good to get comfort from random odds.
The dancing guy is Matthew Harding, who traveled the world for 14 months, filming himself doing the same dance in 42 countries. I bet it was had work but nothing beats the fun! It's better than a walk in tub and wish I could be part of the dance!
How simple is it to touch the world?
Hats off to Matt!