Tell me people, have you wrestled with fecal impaction before? If you haven't, then better not. Believe it or not, I missed my favorite Korean series on Arirang just because of the 30-40 minutes feud I had with Mrs. Stool in blue palace hours ago!!! I hate to be blunt and stir up wars but Mrs. Stool insisted to ignore my pushy attitude! Well, if this is what she wants, I will make sure my system will fire "Colon Kingdom" with soluble fibers and wipe off all her stinky clans! Then to double check before I take full charge of the kingdom, I'll double flush them with lots of water based fluids as to drain every speck of dust that might contaminate my territory! Hah!

Seriously, I have been suffering from constipation ever since I was a little girl. Many reasons I did back then and noticed only now had probably contributed in worsening the scenario or was it just a born-with trick? No but yes, I liked to delay meeting up with Mr. Che Shuo because most of my excuses would be easily bought free by Mr. C.S. Sigh...I had tried my best but how come I still cry??

Yes...

Constipation, my inspiration!

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