Fold and Unfold Game is Fun

Why do people say to you

"Did you gain weight?"

"Kaki besar, jalan macam itik!"

"Suck in."

"Kau gumuk-gumuk sudah oh!"

Are they implying and being straight forward that I am getting bigger or that I am big?

But I am not BIG. BIG is like papa hippo, and I am just the wife.

I am just big.

The fact that I am no longer young-young yet still have lots of adrenaline rush, no longer score active metabolism rate yet still yearns to exercise regularly just gives people the picture that I grow easily now than any days in the past.

Also no mesothelioma prasan that I am big because I noticed my sized 24 jeans could no longer hold buttons together, the tighs area is just waiting for the right time to rip, my mini skirts suddenly had to hold extra folds of lunoks they call it, causing the zippers to get stuck on one side and wouldn't stick to the other line, and I just knew it for another fact that I can't stop playing the fold and unfold inside my wardrobe!

But...

Besar pun besarlah!



posted by: barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 06.04.09 (2:33 pm)

Ahhh your not big...perhaps just pleasantly plump!! That's a lot better than a skinny rail!! Also better than a "Perfect Petunia"!!!

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